met a girl once

who actually liked me

more than one actually


i obviously must be the luckiest guy in the world


my friend is still waiting


and all the others

which we have created out of all that


that ain't a real word

if your me


i am stuck with we


and very confused with the

and thee just means the crap is sacred


am pretty sure it ain't going for that

if it don't know what that is


and knowing ain't an option

and believing is far dumber than dirt


and the earth is sacred

as are all the chubby little girls

and all their friends

and even little me

and even little you

who ever you are